What is up kids?
i'll tell you what's up, today is a gddamn snow day!!! Well at least it is if you are a teacher or work in a school, or are still in high school and/or grade school and/or you are unemployed. If you're lucky to be any of those then right now you are all cozy and warm in your home, sipping hot chocolate and looking outside your window into a winter wonderland! Unless of course you had to go out and shovel the walkway, in which case you are cold and wet and miserable and would actually rather be at work then shoveling snow...
And if you work a regular job that makes you drive to it in this nonsense then it sucks to be you. But at least you have this comedy blog to warm you up with some laughs at your cubicle, hopefully that counts for something! Oh wait, it doesn't? Oh well, then get back to work ya jerks!! i've got some snow to play in!!!
But thanks for sticking with me through it, and for real let me get to the ha ha's already!!
That being said, toys like these for little kids can't help. And i'm not saying it's a bad thing if you're a parent and you WANT your kid to be gay, i'm just saying there has to be more subtle ways then getting them toys like this...
@migueljose_85. Tweets are my favorite, so if you follow me and tweet me a suggestion i'll definitely look at those first. But either way, please give us some ideas on what movies to do because even though i'm super funny and sexy i'm not always the smartest!!
-Oh and speaking of comments, my "#1 fan" and the loneliest and most miserable housewife i know is back to stalking my blog and Facebook page again. If you want to get in on the fun check out the "comments" section on my last blog, please feel free to let the little lady know how you feel about her psychotic behavior. i don't normally respond to her comments because she never says anything original, and overall i just think she's ridiculously pathetic on how obsessed with me she really is. But i felt like getting into it on my last blog and if you want to read what she wrote and join in on the fun please go check out my last blogs comment section now!!"OLD SCHOOL" NONSENSE- i can't f'n STAND when people call me up on the phone and just go "Hey it's me!", and expect me to know who it is. Really? Is it really you? Because i was just thinking how much i f*cking HATE you. Not that i know who you are, because if you noticed it is not the future and i can't see you over the phone. "You can if you use Facetalk on the Iphone!" Stop ruining my jokes f*ckers!
But yeah just the fact that you are pretentious enough to think i'll recognize the sound of your voice makes you a real ahole. Do you know how many people call me at work? About 2 million a day, so no, i do not know who you are stranger on the other line that i cannot see. And yes, please tell mom i will be home for dinner on Sunday and that i love you both.
Fast Food Tips - i'm pretty sure i've posted this before, and by pretty sure i mean i've definitely posted this before. But most of you have a worse memory then i do, and since it's cold and miserable outside i figured today would be a good day to post some of the items off of Starbucks "secret" menu. If you don't know about this already then you are missing out on some of the best drinks Starbucks has to offer, and in this wintry blizzard this is the perfect time to try them. i highly suggest the "Captain Crunch!"
And that's it for me today kids. i hope you're all safe at home right now but if not buck up, get through this awful work day and hopefully at least all the roads will be plowed by the time you go home. But have a great rest of the week and make sure you let me know some movies i need to do for VHS Breakdown in the comments sections or on Twitter!
Cya Friday! @migueljose_85 on Twitter
Cya Friday! @migueljose_85 on Twitter