THE LABOR DAY WEEKEND BLOG
What is up kids??
i'll tell you what's up, it's almost time to start a three day holiday weekend!! Aren't those the best? For some reason just having Monday off makes a WORLD of difference. Probably because it's the only time you can actually enjoy your Sunday. Every other week Sunday is just spent counting the seconds and minutes until you have to get up for work on Monday which basically makes that entire day useless.
But not this Sunday!! Sunday you can stay up as late as you want to watch new episodes of "Dexter" and "Breaking Bad," but this time when you fall asleep during them you can just wake up the next morning and try again!! Instead of your normal routine of falling asleep during the show and then being the ahole who goes to work and yells at everyone "Don't talk about Breaking Bad yet i didn't see it!" Which is still a way better angle then Chuck's "i don't watch the show until the entire season is on Netflix!"bull$hit...
So enjoy your holiday everyone! Make every day of this long weekend count because once Tuesday comes the summer is officially OVER! Well not officially, i guess that would be on September 22nd when Fall begins. But for most of us the start of the school year means that the summer is over. But again, you still have 3 days left so let's go make the best of it even if it's by doing absolutely nothing!!!
-Are there people who don't only buy clothes when they are on sale? Honestly, as soon as i walk into the store i head right for the "Clearance" section and then i go to town on anything 65% off or higher. Out of season, out of fashion, i don't give a f*ck. All i care about is that i'm buying the item for 1/10th of it's original price. i kind of assumed that's what everyone else does as well, but then i realized there are entire RACKS that have nothing but clothes at regular price. Do people really buy from there?? i mean yeah i'm assuming people like Kanye West and Jay Z and Beyonce and the President do so, but only because they are super rich and don't have to worry about pinching pennies the way i do. But what i'm wondering is do like regular normal every day people buy non sale clothing items as well? It seems crazy to me, but all of those stores sell clothes like that so i'm guessing rich people aren't the only ones who buy them. Sometimes i just don't understand people.
-So did all of you know that Gold Bond now has a new powder spray? This tip is just for the fellas, because i really don't think there are too many girls out there that use Gold Bond powder. Mostly because it's just for us smelly, stinky, sweaty dudes. Personally i'm a HUGE fan of taking some Gold Bond powder, lifting my nutsack and powdering my taint HEAVILY before i start my day. Not just for the crisp cooling burning feeling of the powder on my balleens, but also because it prevents chafing and it really does a fantastic job of preventing the normal swamp ass i get during these hot and humid Jersey summers.
Anyways, they now have released a powder "spray" which is just fantastic news. Because as much as i enjoy the nice feeling of Gold Bond on my cojones, it's a real pain to apply it if i'm going to be honest about it. i look like i'm visiting the Gynecologist the way i have to sit with both of my feet spread eagle in the air above my head when applying this powder right below miguel jr., all i'm missing are the stirrups and a doctor with EXTREMELY cold hands. But i'm guessing this spray will make the process much easier, so i have to say this news makes me happy. And oh yeah, if you're a dude and you don't use Gold Bond on your personal change purse you are BLOWING it because it feels tremendous! Stop missing out on one of life's greatest treasures and go buy some.
A Great Name for a Punk Band! "The Nit-Pickers." Have i used this one before? Is ANYONE keeping track?? Because Lord knows i'm not...
"OLD SCHOOL" NONSENSE- Have you ever received the silent treatment from a girl? Yes i know it's heaven, but every once in a while you kinda want her to stop it. Alright fine, no guy ever wants his girl to stop giving him the silent treatment ever. It's fantastic when a woman will just shut her pie hole for 2 seconds.
However, if by some one in a million chance you do want her to stop giving you the silent treatment there is a surefire way to get her to stop. Just give her the silent treatment back. But don't just do it, TELL HER that you're doing it. For example, if she's been giving you the silent treatment all morning just go "That's it! i'm giving you the silent treatment!" IMMEDIATELY you will hear "WHAT?!?! You're giving ME the silent treatment?!? No f'n way, i'm the one giving YOU the silent treatment!! How dare you do this and how dare you do that and meh meh meh meh meh...." Because girls do enjoy giving guys the silent treatment, but they LOVE running there yapper even more. But like i said, what guy wants the silent treatment to end? Guys who are not smart, that's who. Although if you do follow my advice she will most likely end the relationship to go along with ending the silent treatment..
Fast Food Tips - Since my goal is to try and kill you all this Labor Day weekend, i'd like to tell you all about the 2 for 1 Big Mac deal that McDonalds has going on all weekend. That's right kids, who needs a freshly made delicious burger made of meat off of a grill at a friend's BBQ when you could have McDonalds give you not 1 but TWO semi-meat patties made with pink slime and so many unnatural ingredients that is barely classifies as food? i don't know about you but the thought of that sure makes my mouth water! It also makes my soul cry inside and it makes my anus want to commit suicide. But that's not the point, the point is that it's 2 for 1 Big Mac's and that's how i want to end my summer!!!
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