THE LAST BLOG UNTIL AFTER LABOR DAY
What is up kids?
It's the last blog i write until after Labor Day! Although i have to ask you all one really important question, what the hell are you doing reading this? Why aren't you watching the Simpsons marathon that's going on right now on FXX? Wait, what do you mean you don't have a clue what i'm talking about?!?! Right now on FXX they are showing, in order, EVERY. SIMPSONS. EVER.
And it's also why i will continue to say that the Simpsons is the greatest show of all time. And whether you've watched as many episodes as humanly possibly like i have during this marathon or you haven't seen a second of it yet, now is the time to go put it on and enjoy the greatest comedy that humans have ever created. Or you can not watch it and keep blowing it in life, but my advice to you is to stop blowing it and start watching already!!!
- So i know none of my teacher friends want to hear this and to be honest it hurts me to say it, but school is right around the corner! i know, i know, i'm sorry i said it! But if there is one good thing about going back to school is that now is the perfect time to re-watch the 3rd Episode of the second greatest show of all time "VHS Breakdown" where we review the Rodney Dangerfield classic, "Back to School!"
And it's funny because out of all the people who've watched it there was only one YouTube viewer who noticed that i gave the wrong year at the beginning of the episode and as far as i know that's the only time we've made that mistake on our show. But i'll tell you all the same thing i told that random YouTube commentator, that was an ACTUAL power hour that i did before filming this episode so give me a break! And enjoy our breakdown of "Back to School!"
A Great Name for a Punk Band! "The Lack Lusters"
That one was from Rob, and probably one of my favorite band names of all time. If you think you could do better i'd like to see you try!
"OLD SCHOOL" NONSENSE - So i talk to myself. Like, a LOT. Not like crazy person a lot but definitely borderline that much, and i can definitely see it's getting worse as i get older. "You're already old!" Shut up person blowing up my spot right after my birthday! Although i guess admitting i talk to myself like a nutjob isn't helping anything. For real, i talk to myself at home, in the car, in public... wow i guess i kinda do it all of the time. i probably got this trait from my dad, he does it a decent amount as well. Although you would too if you had 5 kids!
"OLD SCHOOL" Tips for Video Games: i don't really have any tips for this game other then to say it helps if you are EXTREMELY racist...
Thanks to Jay John for that picture because all that kid does is post ruthless pics on Facebook all day like a lunatic.
But alright fine, some of you may have noticed i haven't done this video game tip bit in a while. So it'd probably be cool if i had an actual tip for this bit. So here ya go, the new Super Mario Brothers game is coming out soon!
Fast Food Tips - So hopefully you'll be at a BBQ with your friends and/or family this Labor Day weekend and the last place you'll end up is a Quick Chek. But if you are a poor pathetic loser and you end up there then you're in luck because they are having a Labor Day Sub Spectacular from August 29th to September 1st where all 6 inch subs are $1.99! So have fun at your BBQ's you popular people, my lonely ass will be going to town on cheap good sandwiches!
And that's it for me this week kids! And i would apologize for only putting out one blog last week on my birthday and only putting out one blog the week before a long holiday weekend but if you read my quote to start this blog you realize i NEVER apologize! So have a great end of August everyone, party it up as much as possible, don't end up at Quick Check the way i plan on doing and i'll see you kids in September!